3 King Dice has crush on this person who’s also his admirer, and everyone knows, one day he ran into crush in a cafe, just when dice about to ask crush out, crush get on their knees and ask the dice……if they can be his students, everyone else facepalm.

randomnessunicorn-imagine:

{ This is the last ask of this event~
Wow, it was very funny! }

Scenario #3: At a coffee shop

👑 King Dice x Reader 👑

You should feel honoured the King has a crush on you.
You are the lucky one, not every peasant can boast itself with something like this!
You must have something special if he laid his eyes on you.
Everyone knows you are his fan but nobody knows that Dice has a crush on you because he is too devious to show his true feelings to you. He treats you like a normal employee, especially in front of the other members of his crew.
It is pretty ironic because he should not have a crush on his worker and you are also one of his fans so it is even weirder! So comical!
Maybe he wants to play with your adorable little mind and he leaves you a post-it on your desk where he says that he needs to speak with you. Instantly, you freak out and you are thinking about the worst.
This last period you were very distracted at job –because you always thought about him and this was not really useful-. Does he want to fire you? This would be a catastrophe and you don’t want to lose your job, not only because you will be unable to meet him, but you will find yourself in trouble without any kind of income. How could you pay your rent and bills? It’s a serious shit!
Actually, Dice does not want to fire you since you are still his favourite dependent so he has no reason to punish you –until you behave well-.
You are sweating like a pig that is going to become a succulent pork roast. Then you see him, in all his kingliness, sat in a reserved area of the café. Suddenly, you forget your anxiety and you feel like a fangirl/boy who is about to meet her/his idol.
You find the courage to approach him, greeting him and trying to hide your euphoria even if he notices you are over excited. Even a blind person would notice it.
Obvious, Dice is aware of your feelings but he is taken unprepared when you fell on your knees confessing the truth. Do you want him to be your master? What do you mean? Do you want to become like him? A devious and manipulator man? Or do you want to learn his card tricks? Or something? What?
Dice is not the one who facepalm himself and he thinks you are adorable. He accepts your proposal and he would be honoured to become your professor.
You have to call him master –that’s quite funny-. Then, he proposes to talk about your new role somewhere else. Maybe in a more intimate area where the two of you can converse without being disturbed by all these prying eyes. He winks at you, offering gallantly his hand. You are not allowed to deny his invitation anyway. It does not seem you want to disappoint him.

I will bow down to my new tutor.

24 Papy goes on a date with this human for the first time. Datemate has always thirsty over Papy because him being the innocent angel he is, is FUCKING delicious to datemate, looking at him with eyes of a sinner, giving him signs and hints with no response at all. When they arrive the Orange soda foundation, datemate says that Papy probably taste like it, but he’s still doesn’t get it, datemate eventually realize that he’s too innocent for that and give up, there’s always a next time anyway.

randomnessunicorn-imagine:

{ Does really exist a fountain made of soda?
WTF?!? }

Scenario #24: At a soda fountain

⛲ Tale! Papyrus x Reader ⛲

Yes, Papyrus is the most innocent creature of this world.
He actually knows how children born because Sans has already had that discussion with him –and it has been very hard for Sans, he was very embarrassed and uncomfortable doing this kind of discourse with him-.
Papyrus is very romantic and traditionalist, his first time has to be with the person he loves the most. With his soul mate. His beloved one. With his wife/husband.
Yes, he is that kind of person who keeps his own virginity as a treasure for the most special day of a couple. The wedding day.
His actual S/O have to wait until Pappy is ready for that thing.
Pappy does not think about it that much and he is able to resist to the temptations because he is an energetic skeleton who got so many hobbies and passions. He is not so stressed and he can vent his energy in other ways. For example, he practises a lot of sport, he cooks and he helps his friends when they have a problem, too. He is very busy!
Pappy does not notice the weird glances his S/O gives to him and he just thinks that S/O loves watching him because he is still the Great Papyrus. It is normal people want to admire and know him. He is a super skeleton!
This is real a strange date and he has never seen a fountain soda so he is curious to visit this new place.  At S/O’s comment, Pappy does not understand but he takes it like a compliment because Pappy likes Orange Soda so it means that Pappy is delicious as well.
Maybe S/O meant another kind of soda, they want to taste Pappy in different ways and when S/O explain what they truly meant, the poor Papyrus gets embarrassed.
Human, you are so bold and so attracted by the great Papyrus that you are unable to contain your primal instincts. It is legit to be enchanted by his charm and beauty but maybe it is going too far. Just take a cup of soda -the real one- and relax yourself!

I’m getting myself some Fanta, hopefully I will get to drink one that has fanta flavor bones in it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ut papyrus uf bros us sans is going to confess to their crush today, but they messed up during the confession has to start over again many time, eventually they might have to give up and think of a new plan to do it

randomnessunicorn-imagine:

{Oh, poor unlucky skeles! }

🙊 Pappy 🙈

He has trained a lot for this moment.
He has even prepared a super conversation in front of his mirror, choosing the perfect words to say… Now he forgot everything about it!
Pappy feels uncomfortable and he does not know why. Everything had to be perfect but actually, everything is so wrong. There is not a real reason for it.
You are there, waiting for his mouth to open for saying something but anything comes out of his mouth and he blocks himself. It is as if he forgot even his name.
Maybe it is the embarrassment or you are intimidating him some way. The way you see him makes him uncomfortable. This is not the right time and the right place to declare his feelings toward you…Or maybe you are not even the right person. Who knows?
Then, he just asks you if you want to taste his new spaghetti like anything weird happened.

🙊 Reddy 🙈

He is not exactly the greatest expert of communication or romance.
He is a loser in both of these things. We are talking about a lazy and asocial skeleton so you cannot expect from him all that effort.
He does not even prepare a proper discourse and he still calls you as “kiddo”, “human” and this stuff. Nobody would refer to their crush like this!
It is not so strange seeing him uncomfortable while he tries to say something nice. Some phrase that does not contain any bad word… Yes, it is the biggest effort for him!
At the end, he just tells you some obscene jokes and you are just stunned. Sans fails, even this time and you think he is a weirdo. I mean, you have the umpteenth conformation about his weirdness since everybody already knows about it.

🙊 The Edge Lord 🙈

It is impossible the great and terrible Papyrus fails in something so easy.
He should be an expert in romance and dates so he just does not believe he is unable to say these words: I like you.
No, it is unexpected. He cannot accept it!
He has read every manual and date’s book, he has memorised every paragraph and chapters and now he has forgotten everything about that… It is ironical! Unbelievable!
Maybe it is better if he relaxes himself, he will be luckier the next time.
Then, he just leaves and you are still asking yourself what is wrong with him.

🙊 Blueberry 🙈

He also speaks with his mirror, preparing conversations and phrases to tell you.
He got even a doll (that looks like you) with which he talks, pretending it was you. Like a coin operated boy and it is somewhat creepy.
Anyway, his intentions are good and he only wants to confess his romantic love to you.
It is easier said than done. Sans blacks out the moment you look at him and it is something weird for him because he is very confident. His communication skills are superb! Now he is blocked!
Sans starts stuttering and all the discourses he has prepared vanished. In his mind a black hole. You are concern so you ask if he is fine. He nods but anything is fine.
Maybe he needs to drink a camomile, thinking about a new way to declare himself.

Just shut up and kiss me already.