Aww, someone choose fell sans already, then I choose normal sans this time for a friend who loves normal sans :D She’s taller than sans (at least that’s her headcanon) she has short brown hair and eyes, her favorite color is pink, she is kind and friendly, but could be scary sometimes when people piss her off. She could be a little bit “not so innocent” (although she is not as much of a pervert like me) so she might be found looking at him in a not so innocent way.

randomnessunicorn-imagine:

{ I don’t even imagine Sans writing letters because he’s too lazy for this stuff.
This one was even harder than Red’s to write. }


📃 TALE! SANS X READER 📃

❤️  l o v e l e t t e r  ❤️

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My friend would love this, I wonder if she has a tumblr so she can see this.

*My vent*

randomnessunicorn-imagine:

From weeks and even months, I have kept this thing for myself and I need to vent now!
I am truly unsatisfied, and I don’t know how to explain this thing
I always try to do my best in posting nice contents, to write something interesting but I don’t see the same effort or participation by the public.
For example, recently I have written those three “love letters” (character x reader) and I did not even receive a thank-you or any token of gratitude.
I just put all my effort but it seems it does not matter because some people take everything for granted. It’s like I or even other writers or artists are obligated to do this.
If I have to be honest, I felt quite offended for this reason. Because people ask me to write things for them and I do it with pleasure and passion because I like doing it (and I’ll keep doing this). Then, I don’t receive not even a comment or a mere “thank you”. It’s not only for the fanfictions but also for the imagines and the matchups.
This is also the reason why I don’t write matchups anymore because people don’t care about it! I have written so many matchups since I’m here and I noticed no one reads them and the people who ask for them don’t tell me anything. They don’t thank me so I felt like I wrote them in vain.

I don’t want to be rude or exaggerated but try to put yourself in my shoes.
This is not the first time this happens and I saw this behaviour in other blogs too. I think is rude and disrespectful towards people in general. In this case, toward people who create contents on the internet.
It’s like when you are in a restaurant or in a fast food and you don’t even thank the waiter or the cashier for having served you. It is still their job but kindness is free!
This fact of taking things for granted is a little bit annoying.
I repeat, I don’t want to be rude or something, I just wanted to get rid of this burden I have.
It’s not my job so I am not asking for too much. I took time and effort, and nobody considers it. It’s frustrating.
I’m not going to ask money or something because I’m too stressed this period and I don’t feel like doing it. I just ask some understanding!

AAAAAAAAA I know, I once draw a request long time ago and they didn’t favorite it or at least show up and comment on it (not even a single “cute”) because I didn’t color their request(well, they didn’t ask for me to color it, although I admit I was kinda lazy because I was bored of that fandom.)

I just really don’t care about their shadow lookalike in a girly dress, I wanted to draw my fucking creepypasta

Would the tale and fell bros be ok with s/o wants to record the monster during sexy time for the purpose of “watch it when the monster is not available at the moment” Don’t worry, s/o won’t share it with anyone, such precious reaction comes from their partner must be kept for themselves only!

randomnessunicorn-imagine:

{ I’m super exhausted but I’m trying anyway to answer.
}

🎥 Sansy ~

This thing makes him embarrassed. Sans is perplexed!
Your relationship must be very long and fond before you could ask something
like this to him because he is very shy –despite all his silly jokes-. 
Sans is also a reserved and introvert skeleton and it would be difficult he
accepts this request instantly. Maybe you have to convince him, being
determinate or he is going to feel uncomfortable even if you will keep this
video for yourself. It is something very strange for him.
Sans is also unconfident, he has a low self-esteem despite he may appear funny
and uncaring but he does not think to be attractive.
Seeing his body in a monitor –during that specific moment- can be hard to
tolerate, because of his low self-esteem. Someone could say that it can help
him to resolve the problem, with time he can become more confident but he must
be the one to accept it and try this method.
Sans does not think it is dirty or immoral and he is not jealous but he should
resolve his personal problem first.

🎥 Pappy ~

You are asking this thing to the most innocent and
purest person of the world.
You are just the Devil who is corrupting a little angel… 
Nasty Sinner! Don’t you feel dirty for this?
Pappy is very embarrassed, he does not want to offend you and he may try to do
this thing but he will be very clumsy and awkward during the sexual
performance. 
It is like he is performing in front of people. Like if an audience is on the
other side of the camera and he would feel a little uncomfortable because he
does not want to disappoint you or them. 
Then, this should be a private moment between the two of you even if you
already said to him that it will be private and no one is going to watch this
video.
For your sake, he would do this and maybe he will get used to it after
sometimes.
Pappy appears always very confident and honest but he is also very
condescending so he is unable to say no to you. This is his problem.
Don’t forget about his brother, Sans considers Papyrus as an angel and if he
knows Pappy is doing porno, he would not take it very well and you could have a
bad time!

🎥 Reddy ~

You won the lottery with this skeleton.
He is not going to refuse this offer, even if he does not think to be the most
attractive or charming person of the world but this experience turn him on a
lot.
It will be very funny and he wants to try so many things.
Sans does not even care if somebody else will watch this video – even if he is
super jealous- but the thought that someone could see his sexual performance
excites him so much!
It is a sort of voyeurism, something very devious that he finds fascinating.
You know, watching himself in a monitor while he fucks you, in a sort of endless
continuum. Like if it was a sort of videotape or a video installation that
would shock even Marina Abramović.
Yes, there is the possibility more people will watch it and that the two of you
will create new videos like this. This will become a business. A real job!

🎥 The Edge Lord ~

At first, he thinks it is total absurd and he is not
going to do something like this.
After some days, he is the one who asks you to do this but it won’t be private
because everyone has to watch this video!
Everyone must know how great and capable he is under the sheets –he won’t cover
that much-. 
Papyrus is an egocentric freak and he wants to be applauded for his majestic
sexual performances because no one can compare. Everyone must envy you because
you are the one he is fucking. You are the lucky one!
Everyone wants to be in your shoes and be fucked by him –this is his personal
thought-.
Yes, it is funny and absurd, just laugh when you are alone in your room. Make him believe in his
bullshit!

I want to fuck them all, at the same time.

Can I have a ut bros,fell swap sans working at customer service hotline, after helping this one customers with something, customer says:”I really like your voice, can I have your number?” in a flirting manner

randomnessunicorn-imagine:

{ This is very awesome! }

☎️ Sansy ~

This job does not require a lot of effort so he can rest between a call and another.
It can happen to find the weirdest and most particular people here since costumers ask very odd questions sometimes and even Sans remaines a little shocked but also amused.
There are times where Sans makes prank calls to his friends or even to some customers because he is a very serious person at his job… Tze, he just does not take anything serious and this is a golden occasion so he cannot resist to the temptation to play some pranks!
You seem a very strange client, since he does not understand what you want from him or what information you need. It seems you just want to talk with him about something random, to have a normal chat. Maybe you need a little company… But he did not think that kind of company when you start flirting with him, he is taken unprepared.
Maybe you are the one who is pranking him. This is the karma that is punishing him for all his misdeeds.
You are attracted by his voice and he asks himself if you thought it was a service for erotic calls so he just tries to explain that it is not that kind of service. You say that you know it, but you still find his voice sexy but you don’t know he is a skeleton and you are not going to find him sexy anymore after this declaration.
This situation is funny and maybe he will tell some of his jokes to break this tension. At least, the two of you can become friends, and see each other in person.

☎️ Pappy ~

There is no other person in this planet who is better than Papyrus in helping people.
He is just so sweet and confident, he is ready to listen to all people’s problems, because he is the great Papyrus, after all. There is nothing he cannot do!
All his customers are satisfied and comfortable with him since he listens to everybody and he is also very empathic, he can understand others.
Pappy is ready to help you with his great advice, so you have anything to worry!
Your behaviour is different and you are flirting with him without mercy. He is not so surprised since he knows, he is a very attractive and charming skeleton, so it is normal people are fascinated by him even during a phone conversation.
Pappy is flattered but he has job to do and he cannot lose his time if he has other people who are waiting to speak with him so he just apologies and thanks you for your compliments. Pappy is still busy with his job!

☎️ Reddy ~

He has a lot of fun with this job because he can do what he wants and even screams at his customers.  
Yes, he should listen to other’s people problems but he is unable to help himself so how do people expect he is capable to listen to them? It is impossible! He does not possess that kind of sensitivity.
After the umpteenth depressed or suicidal person, he is ready to give up and come back home because he is sick and tired of them. Until the phone rings again and it is a new person. Sans does not possess all that patience and he wants to hang up on you.
Then, he answers and the two of you have a normal conversation even if it is weird because you behave in a different way. You are not like all the other customers.
It seems you find him attractive –in ways he is unable to explain-.
You flirt with him, saying his voice is so alluring and actually Sans feels flattered and he wants to take advantage of this situation so he makes his voice more sensual using soft and kind tones.
This call is going to become something else and he does not mind having with you some kind of occasional phone-sex. He is very stressed and you came in the right time!

☎️ Blueberry ~

This skeleton is a good listener so this job is very easy for him.
He loves helping people in need and everyone who needs some advice and comfort.
Every person feels very comfortable with him that they often call Sans a second time only to greet him, asking if he is fine or if they want to thank him again. All his customers become his fans instantly because they cannot resist at his charm.
You are going to be one of them, of course.
Actually, he is the one who flirts back, he appears very interested in your requests, and he finds your voice very attractive as well.
Anyway, he has job to do, so many other people to listen so he says hello to you but you will be always welcome here.
Indeed, you call him even the next day and he recognizes your voice, he is very glad you call him back and this time he gives you his number so the two of you can converse every time or even organizing a cool date.

*Your phone bill costs more than $1295.31, it fills you with determination.

(I picture @anothersinningman voice as Fell Sans as I read)