badmiitopiaideas:

Only the greenhorne jobs are unlocked, the other ones are paid dlc. (Purchased in packs based on the area you get them in)

No, I call for what happens after you defeat the dark lord become dlc and you get the false ending like “and so, the team continues to fight for the peace of miitopia, END.” or something like that

My family just yell at me for working overtime again when my job doesn’t pay for overtime, yet they don’t think about who makes me have to work overtime.

My sibling’s partner (who’s also my coworker) is on holiday and I’m the only one left in workplace, today just happens to have more work than usually, if I don’t get the everything done today I might have more work tomorrow and around 10:30 my family yell at me for working overtime again and threatened to make me quit my job.

Yeah so they can yell at me for not getting a job again.

randomnessunicorn-imagine:

{ This pairing is weird! I like this weird stuff! 
Actually, he is Pappy the one who wants to run away as fast as he can! }

😀 Pinkie Pie & Pappy: Blide Date 😀

Pinkie is an exuberant and energetic pony (she actually seems high). She is also a very mysterious pony and we don’t know why she’s in the Underground. How did she come here? What’s she doing here? Anybody knows!
Papyrus is here because he wants to know new people and he is curious about these “blind dates”. Then, everyone must have a chance with him and he gives this chance to everybody so here he is.
Pinkie wears a pair of sunglasses and she holds a stick. It seems she is blind but she actually is not! Pappy is perplexed and he asks her if everything is fine… She just answers that this is a blind date… Oh, god! Pappy does not get her squalid black humour. Pappy is concerned!  
Pappy does not still know his destiny. He does not know the pony in front of him. Oh, it’s going to be funny –but not for the poor Pappy-.
Pinkie has never seen a skeleton before and she asks him so many questions (she seems a little child, those children that are also very annoying and they always ask why). She touches his bones, knocks his skull and she observes through his orbs. No, it’s very uncomfortable. Pappy is great but he needs his own space and this pony is too intrusive.
It’s anything because he has not listened to her jokes yet.
Oh, holy god! She is the pony and more energetic version of Sans. Pappy, are you ready for the show? Pinkie is about to perform!

“What instrument do skeletons play? A tron-bone” and a trombone appears in her hooves that she plays and the poor Pappy is shocked.
“Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party? He had no body to dance with.” And she laughs at her joke. Pappy is more confused than before.
He thinks this pony is Sans but it’s impossible. Sans is too lazy to create something like this and pretend to be a pink pony. No, it’s a nightmare!
“When does a skeleton laugh? When something tickles his funny bone.” And she asks herself why he is not laughing. Doesn’t she tickle his funny bone! Ah, that’s too funny! How can’t Pappy laugh!?

Pappy wants this blind date to end soon!
He cannot tolerate all these jokes anymore. It’s a torture! A true hell!
Pinkie is the queen of this hell. She’s the jokers’ queen!

It’s okay Papy, I can save you by taking you for a night out if that means I can have my fanta flavor bones afterwards ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Or maybe spaghetti, that works too 🙂

randomnessunicorn-imagine:

{ I like imagining their children version! }

🏫 Child! Devil & Child! Dice 🏫

• When he was a little kid, the Devil was not fearsome and scary like today. He was a little monster with a pair of horns on his head and everyone laughs at him as if he was a sort of freak show. Actually, he was because he was furry and horned and his appearance was not reassuring. He was still the Devil even if he was a kid. 
• Yes, precisely because  he was a kid he got more traumatized by those children who bullied him because of his appearance. Now those children (that became adult) are paying for their sins but even the Devil suffered during his childhood like so many other kids.
• On the other hand, Dice has never been bullied. He was not a bully but everyone respected him because he always appeared smart and confident. He was the teacher’s favourite. We could say his classmates envied him a lot and it could happen they bullied him, too. He was not the kind of guy who let them win and he was also a little vindictive and he knew how to make them pay for their misdeeds. For this reason so many kids respected him. Sometimes, Dice protected the Devil from the evil bullies (and Dice got a strong sense of justice when he was a child, but don’t confuse it with “honesty”, now he thinks otherwise). He was a great illusionist/magician and he was able to scare those bullies using one of his tricks. Even the Devil found them so funny. 
• I can imagine they were childhood friends but maybe growing up they took different paths but then, for a reason or another, they have been reunited. Life is always weird and anybody can say what will happen tomorrow. 

*Hugs the smol fluffy devil babe* :3

randomnessunicorn-imagine:

{ Hello-! }

🍴 Pappy 🍴

He is proud of you.
He was sure that you would have done. You are still his best human. He was sure that you would win this challenge!
You are even better than him because he has not received yet any promotion, Pappy has not become a member of the royal guard yet but he is happy for you.
This is your day and he should be the one to buy you dinner. He is very flattered, but he would be honoured to offer you something maybe a dessert.
Otherwise, you can pay together so he does not feel guilty. It’s not fair that you pay everything.
If you really care you can, but the next time he will buy you dinner and he will invite all his friends and Sans because it will be a special event.
The event to celebrate will surely be his promotion!

🍴 The Edge Lord 🍴

Yes, he understands why you are enthusiastic.
He is used to being spoiled and pampered by his admirers (even if he has no fan because of his bad behaviours. He is never nice to anyone). All the letters he received from his fans were written by his brother to pump his ego. Let Papyrus believe this lie. He is a skeleton who lives in illusions.
It is obvious that you want to pay dinner to the great and fearsome Papyrus. Don’t fool yourself anyway, he will not fall so easily for your kindness.
He just talks about himself and his fabulousness. He says he would cook this lobster better. He is ordering the most expensive dishes and wines and maybe your salary will fly away tonight, good luck.

🍴 Stretch 🍴

He is not used to formal events so a normal dinner to Muffet’s will be just fine.
You certainly earn more money than him. His brother says he should take you as role He is often the one offering dinners and snacks – even when his bank account is empty -. Muffet is tired because he never pays his debts but Papyrus just does not care.
For once the dinner will be paid, alleluia! Muffet is grateful!
He is the classic boy who wants to be  economically supported by his partner (and he is already supported by his brother Sans). If he were a human being he would be one of those men who still live with his mother at forty … Ok, it’s embarrassing!

🍴 Rus 🍴

No way will he let you to pay!
Yes, he may appear like an apathetic and frustrated skeleton who does not give a fuck about himself or the world where he lives but he cares about you. He must pay this time because he has no other way to show his devotion and affection. He is not so rich but he wants to impress you and make you happy.
Even if you insist he will insist more until you understand. He can be very stubborn when he wants and he won’t give up!
He has also booked a table at the Napstablook’s Resort and this night will be magical. Only the best for his beloved!

Yeeeey

Hopefully I’ll have Fanta flavor bones as dessert ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

randomnessunicorn-imagine:

{ Oh, hello-! }

💛 Pappy 💛

This human is such a Casanova if they don’t have shame in saying it.
They are very confident and out-going and Pappy is flattered but embarrassed at the same time. Yes, he is great and he knows it. Maybe they should let Pappy do his job.
They are still his enemy so he must capture them.
They aren’t afraid of him (nobody would ever be) and I seems you are mocking him playing this “Casanova” role.
Then, Pappy is not an angel. He says he is a skeleton and not an angel. Actually, he does not know what angels are because he does not know a thing about religion or Heaven so he does not get the sense of their comment.
Maybe the human is blind and they cannot recognise a skeleton when they see one of them. Angels are literally dead people and Pappy is not dead… Ok, he is a skeleton so he should be dead but he isn’t. Nothing makes sense!
Ok, the human is a fan and everyone is welcome in Pappy’s fan club but they should not delude themeselves.
Even if he is kind and sweet it does not mean he is not going to friendzone them!
Yes, he will do it in the most educated way possible but it’s always a friendzone and it is going to break their heart. Get ready!

I’m ok with “friends with benefits zone” if that’s the best I can get ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(Or maybe I’ll become greedy and want more than that.)

I’ve fucked up so many times, I know I’ll be replaced with someone else as soon as there’s no room for 3 employees.