Papy, Blueberry react to there’s a fan group that worships this great/magnificent monster, the group place has all this decorations that has his face on it and this handmade big statute of him. Activities include chanting for the monster when he’s training, occasionally makes and sells merchandise of him and all the money will goes to making more cool date outfits for him, solving every puzzles the monster made,etc. Doing all this while eating spaghetti/tacos that’s better than the monster made.

randomnessunicorn-imagine:

{ What if the fans are not as nice as they seem…
I wrote two long drabbles because I needed to write something different– }

〣 PAPPY 〣

After breaking the barrier, the monsters were free and
integrated into human society.

Some monsters were more loved than others. Just like the
great Papyrus, a monster who was famous for his courage, strength and benevolence.
He was the most adorable monster of the Undeground and everyone esteemed and adored
him unconditionally.

He was a role model, the new hero of the surface, the
one who would make this world a better place but this world was rotten. A
thousand Charas were hidded behind their friendly and kind smiles, but Papyrus
was pure and he believed that there was good in every heart.

Papyrus’ fans were nice, gentle and devoted to him.
They also founded a real fan club dedicated to their favourite skeleton.

Could they be cuter than this?

He was proud of his audience, and he loved them all, every
last one of them. They filled his heart with joy and satisfaction and he did
not imagine that the world could be so beautiful and surprising.

Papyrus received a thousand letters from his fans
every day. They declared the love they felt towards him, the sentiment of esteem
they felt for him and the hope they had of meeting him in person.

His fans, the truth must be told, were not always polite,
some of them possessed a little bit disturbing traits. In their letters, they wrote
things that the poor skeleton was not even able to pronounce in real life, like:

“I
love you, great Papyrus, I want to make you mine. I wanna have you inside me, being
one with you. For the rest of eternity. ”

“I
have always had a thing for skeletons and now that I have found you, I will be
able to realize my dream. My parents have always considered me mad for my weird
desire to fuck a corpse, but I wonder… Are you alive or dead, great Papyrus?
Our union will be even better than any experience I’ve ever practiced…”
 

“Oh
I’m madly in love with you, Great Papyrus. Could you send me one of your bones?
I will make a necklace with them, which I will always have with me, close to my
heart. I want a part of you. I want you!”

All these letters maybe were just silly and eccentric
jokes, he decided not to pay attention to them because fame included also this:
crazy fans.

He never talked with his brother about these letters,
Sans thought everything was fine because he saw his brother loved and desired
and this was enough to make Sans feeling comfortable and calm.

One day, an anonymous group of fans, after an event Papyrus
organized with all his fandom, kidnapped him with the excuse of bringing him in
a fantastic place where they could have fun together. Papyrus could not say no
to his fans. He followed them, walking into their trap.

The poor skeleton could not imagine that he was going
to become ashes, his fragments would have flown over the entire city.

“Where are we going?” the naive skeleton
said.

“In a very special place, we want to introduce
you to a person,” said a boy with a calm but sinister voice.

Papyrus was blindfolded, and he was excited because he
loved surprises, he expected so many wonderful gifts. He did not even realize
that they were going inside a dark and abandoned house.

Only the light of some candles illuminated the room, a
rancid smell invaded the air, then the fans positioned Papyrus inside a mystic circle
made drew on the floor, and they were around him.

“Can I take off my bandage?” he asked

“Yes, of course, dear.” an anonymous voice
answered.

Papyrus did not understand where he was and everything
was so mysterious and supernatural.

“What’s going on here?” he asked again but
he wanted believe. He wanted to believe until the end these people were truly
nice and they did not want to hurt him but…

“Oh, don’t worry. This is a ritual, you know? We
humans pay tribute to the people we love in this way. It’s a ritual dedicated
to your greatness.” said a friendly but disturbing voice.

Papyrus, not knowing human’s traditions, was very
curious and enthusiastic about it and maybe it was right, they were not so bad.
He did not say a thing, waiting for the ritual to start.

Subsequently, the adepts began to say strange and dark
verses. An occult and supernatural prayer that had the purpose of evoking a malefic
creature.

“Master, we invoke you. We executed our duties, here’s
the skeleton you wanted. The chosen one. The pure soul. And we give him to you
so you can use him, becoming more powerful and fearsome. We donate his soul to
you. Come and prosper.” everyone said in chorus.

“Master? Who?” screamed the frightened skeleton
and a mysterious force blocked him and he was unable to escape as if his bones
were paralyzed.

"Oh, my dear and naive Papyrus. You are a pure
and innocent soul, the one our master craves and that will bring them to life. Now you’ll be sacrificed
to them and there will be nothing left of you. Only dust. Be happy, you’ve be
chosen for something so big” said the cult leader and then everyone laughed.

The skeleton began to scream, wriggling and trembling
until he fell to the ground, his monster soul came out of his body and then he
fainted.

"Appear to us, our master. The Great Chara!” the same
male voice screamed with solemnly and then everyone shouted in unison
"Hail Chara!”.

And then, Papyrus’s body disappeared, dissolving into
the air, and only ashes were left of him.

.

〣 BLUEBERRY 〣

He was so excited and happy to have all these fans.

This was his greatest dream: to be loved and
appreciated for his own abilities.

The surface was the most beautiful place he could
imagine, he felt no nostalgia for the Underground because here he found
everything he desired.

His fans organized events in his honour, they showered
him with compliments, affectionate letters, photographs and sweet mails every
day.

Everyone was kind and nice to him, particularly a fan
with whom he built up a deep friendship.

He and this fan wrote every day, sending messages and
emails to each other. This person was friendly and kind and loved the little
skeleton. They always asked him if he had eaten enough, how his job was, if he
was happy and if his brother was fine. Sans completely liked his fan, for them,
he felt a feeling that went beyond normal friendship and so one day he decided
to meet them.

Sans asked them an true date because he was tired of
this cold and distant communication, he wanted to look into his friend’s eyes,
hear their voice and hug them tightly.

This was the most beautiful gift in the world, and
this was also his friend’s wish because they could not believe that the
fantastic Sans had decided to meet them.

Sans had nothing to fear because they were his
greatest friend.

The skeleton arrived to his friend’s address, an isolated
and peaceful place where nature shone and the birds sang in the sky. A
paradise, he thought.

His friend was so kind and welcomed the skeleton with
a warm hug that he returned. After that, they came into the house, Sans did not
even notice that his cell phone got no signal and there was no reception here
but this fact did not seem so relevant.

The two friends talked, they has so many arguments to
discuss, drinking a good cup of tea. They had so much to say that time passed
without Sans realized it.

And he was more and more tired, quite sleepy.

This was strange because he was never tired, and  he usually was so euphoric and it was weird.

“Oh, something wrong, Sans?” These were his
friend’s words, and they smiled sweetly.

“No, it’s all right, I’m so tired …” the
skeleton yawned.

“Oh, it was a long journey. Maybe you should rest
for a while.” His friend said, worried.

"No… I-it would… not … b-be … polit
—” and then Sans fainted.

“Leaving me would not be so polite neither,
little Sans …”

Afterwards, the skeleton found himself tied up on a
bed, motionless and shocked.

Someone drugged his tea, but he realized it too late,
and the person who drugged him was standing next to him now.

“What …?” He said, regaining
consciousness.

“Hi, dear. Have you slept well?” his friend
asked, smiling.

"What did you do to me? Why am I tied?” Sans
shouted.

"So you won’t run away, silly. It’s so simple!”
their voice was calm.

"O, god! What do you want from me? Why?” Sans asked,
desperate.

Sans realized he was not able to use his magic because
that drug made him weak, he could not move a single bone.

"Calm down, honey. Stirring is useless.” they
said, smiling as if everything was normal.

"You’re completely crazy!” he shouted with
concern.

“You are as crazy as me if you trust people so
easily. But that’s what I like about you, you’re so generous, brave and strong.
I’ve loved you from the first moment I saw you.” They proclaimed, grinning.

"No, you’ll be in a lot of trouble, my brother
will come to take me!” Sans said trying to be threatening even though he
was very afraid.

“He will also be part of my collection. I’m not
so bad, I cannot separate two good brothers like you.” they paused themselves for
a moment, "together to the death!” They said and laughed diabolically.

Sans’s head throbbed and hurt, he was not able to
formulate concrete sentences because everything was too absurd. Horrible. This
was a nightmare.

"Collection? What are you talking about?” Sans asked
even if asking questions did not make sense.

"How curious you are, my love. I also like this
about you.” they smiled in a sinister way.

“Don’t call me love, you’re a monster!” Sans said,
crying.

“No, I’m not, but you are and you’re my first sample,
my little pet. You have no choice, don’t make me angry, ok?” their voice was so
cold and tears of terror fell from Sans’ cheeks.

“Shut up!” Sans screamed but it was useless.

“Sweet dreams, babe. Tell the stars hello for me!” they
said, hitting Sans head with a pan and then his vision blacked out.  

*You put on the Chara mask and claim to be Chara so you can have that fanta flavor bones =)


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anothersinningman:

EDGEBERRY AUDIO #1

Blueberry walks into the room while Edge is fapping and one thing leads to another, and they frick, like, really really hard, TWICE.

Does normal and evil Cuphead cry when they have their first vaccine inject? Will they cry because needles hurts?

randomnessunicorn-imagine:

{ Hello!  }

🍵 Cuphead 🍵

Of course, he is afraid and his brother holds his hand
during all this.

He does not want to be left alone and he needs his
brother and Elder Kettle’s help.  They
have to be by his side and tell him that everything is all right and this thing
will be quick and painless (he hopes so).

He complains a lot and he is afraid, but he does not
hide his fear because it’s awful! He’s a child and children hate needles even
if Mugman had been already vaccinated and he’s fine. He’s been brave so Cuphead
can do the same.

Thanks to his brother, Cuphead finds the lost courage
and he wants to demonstrate his strength. He can face this situation and there’s
nothing to be afraid until his family is with him.

It’s not a catastrophe, it’s only a vaccine and it’s important
for his health.  

At the end, he feels better and he understands there
was nothing to be afraid because it was normal and needles don’t hurt that
much. He feels stronger!

🍵 Evil! Cuphead 🍵

It needed an army to immobilize this cup because he’s
too stubborn and he does not want to be vaccinated!

He thinks it’s stupid and useless and he is already
cool and strong. He does not need medicine and any of that shit.

Actually, he is afraid because he’s still a child but
he denies it. It’s a waste of time and he does not trust the doctor. Cuphead
says the doctor is a sadistic and a bastard and he likes seeing him suffering…
Maybe it’s true but it’s not a valid reason…

His brother is not useful because he keeps mocking
him, saying he’s a coward and stupid. He is a little brat who’s a afraid to
take his medicine and Cuphead got offended and he decides to do it. Yes, he
takes it like a challenge and he wants to demonstrate to his mistrusting
brother he is cooler than him.

Cuphead got traumatized and he moved so much that the
needle was about to stay stuck in his arm. The doctor sedated him and then he
injected him.

Cuphead has slept all the time and he felt no pain but
everyone laughed at him because it was funny. The needle was not so big and he
behaved like a little scared baby.

When I was young, there’s one or two time I took mine in the butt :/

I wanted to quit, so I did.

24th of this month will be my last day, they’re probably the happiest people when I’m gone(all my coworkers are each other’s friends, and I only have myself) maybe even host a celebration orgy later that night, bring their own partner along, maybe even fuck at the workplace too.

Update: So apparently there are some job the coworker (who’s is still currently on their vacation) left me some work that only I know what to do (that’s not already was done by that “Miss big sister who’s so experienced that she think she can ordering people around”) so I have to work until 2nd of next month :/

I’m definitely gonna take a long break before I find another job (or maybe until I’m broke again)