I think I have choosing issues XD can I get something like: Devil is going to this party and he will impress everyone by finally wearing clothes for once, now he can’t choose between this two outfits. Should he go with this flashy suit with no tie and a chain necklace or leather biker jacket(or whatever cool outfit during that era) ? He want to show off his rich status to everyone but the leather jacket is cool too. He’s scratching his head so hard that he fur will comes off because of it.

randomnessunicorn-imagine:

{ This thing is totally nonsense… What
have I written? LOL-! }

😈 THE DEVIL:

• The Devil was quite sick of Dice’s complains
  since he always argued about his boss’ style, the fact that the Devil still
  keeps wearing nothing but his fur is obscene and unprofessional.
• Yes, even the Devil could get sick hearing
  the same and old complaining (it’s since quite millions years he still listens
  to the same stuff). He’s not a Saint, he has no patience.
• Why don’t people appreciate his butt?
  They should feel honoured to admire it (and hearing its voice –you know what
  kind of voice.)
• The only voices that his butt produces
  are his farts.
• Yes, his butt hole sings, it speaks and
  tells so many stories and it emits the most beautiful (and rotting) melodies.
• Seriously, they smell like corpses.
• God, really, it’s something unhuman. He feels
  so misunderstood because nobody appreciates his butt art… Poor Devil, such an
  unappreciated artist.
• Sometimes, his patrons just faint in his
  hall or they give up giving him all their money (they don’t want to suffocate and
  die young). Well, it’s a good way to win without effort because everyone fears
  his ass-hole.
• For once, he has to put aside his diabolic
  butt and melodies and wear something more appropriate (and stop eating beans).
  Especially his infernal beans are the worst, they are truly nauseating and it’s
  also a torture the Devil uses to make his sinners suffer. Yes, he tortures them
  with his farts. He’s too sadistic, there’s no worse torture.
• By the way, I doubt he would wear a
  leather black jacket. What do you except? He would feel like playing Grease and
  he’s not a real fan of musicals. No way!
• Then, leather is very uncomfortable and it
  makes him sweat a lot. Hell is not a cold place and so he would melt.
• He does not see himself dressed like a
  rebel teenager and he’s not going to put grease on his fur. Oh, god, it’s
  really mad!
• The monocycle is cool and all but it’s
  not his style and he’s quite lazy to move his smelly ass since people are
  usually the ones who visit him.
• Maybe he would dress up like a gangster,
  it’s a cool style, it’s more like his personality and this suit is not made of
  leather.
• Anyway, he would get sick of it the next
  day and he’ll miss so much his nudity and tormenting Dice and the patrons with his farts.
• He cannot say goodbye to it and nobody
  will suffocate his f-art.