{ This pairing is weird! I like this weird stuff! Actually, he is Pappy the one who wants to run away as fast as he can! }
😀 Pinkie Pie & Pappy: Blide Date 😀
Pinkie is an exuberant and energetic pony (she actually seems high). She is also a very mysterious pony and we don’t know why she’s in the Underground. How did she come here? What’s she doing here? Anybody knows! Papyrus is here because he wants to know new people and he is curious about these “blind dates”. Then, everyone must have a chance with him and he gives this chance to everybody so here he is. Pinkie wears a pair of sunglasses and she holds a stick. It seems she is blind but she actually is not! Pappy is perplexed and he asks her if everything is fine… She just answers that this is a blind date… Oh, god! Pappy does not get her squalid black humour. Pappy is concerned! Pappy does not still know his destiny. He does not know the pony in front of him. Oh, it’s going to be funny –but not for the poor Pappy-. Pinkie has never seen a skeleton before and she asks him so many questions (she seems a little child, those children that are also very annoying and they always ask why). She touches his bones, knocks his skull and she observes through his orbs. No, it’s very uncomfortable. Pappy is great but he needs his own space and this pony is too intrusive. It’s anything because he has not listened to her jokes yet. Oh, holy god! She is the pony and more energetic version of Sans. Pappy, are you ready for the show? Pinkie is about to perform!
“What instrument do skeletons play? A tron-bone” and a trombone appears in her hooves that she plays and the poor Pappy is shocked. “Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party? He had no body to dance with.” And she laughs at her joke. Pappy is more confused than before. He thinks this pony is Sans but it’s impossible. Sans is too lazy to create something like this and pretend to be a pink pony. No, it’s a nightmare! “When does a skeleton laugh? When something tickles his funny bone.” And she asks herself why he is not laughing. Doesn’t she tickle his funny bone! Ah, that’s too funny! How can’t Pappy laugh!?
Pappy wants this blind date to end soon! He cannot tolerate all these jokes anymore. It’s a torture! A true hell! Pinkie is the queen of this hell. She’s the jokers’ queen!
It’s okay Papy, I can save you by taking you for a night out if that means I can have my fanta flavor bones afterwards ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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