I’m going to a job interview in Friday, it’s my first full time job ever, can I request the Papies to say something motivational for me pleeease :D ?

randomnessunicorn-imagine:

{ Oh, good luck.
I believe you can fly, I believe you can touch the sky!
Then, I added also Mafia! Papyrus since he is a cutie badass ~ }

👍 Pappy ~

When we talk about motivational speeches, he is the supreme expert. Nobody can make you feel better than him. Pappy knows exactly the right words to say when you are sad or when you don’t believe in yourself. He is the greatest friend you could aspire.
Pappy smiles at you, saying that you don’t have to be afraid since you are so great, «Oh, human. There’s no reason why you should be worried since you are so great, you are the greatest’s Great Papyrus Friend, after all. I wouldn’t say it if it was not the truth. Trust me! », he gives you a sweet smile, speaking with his voice full of enthusiasm and vigour, «I truly believe in you, you have already demonstrated you are so talented and good in what you do. You are quite great as me, and it’s so rare finding this kind of people nowadays, but you are», he puts his hand on your shoulder gently, and his words cannot be nicer than it.
«Then, if the things won’t go in the right way, it’s not your fault because you did your best anyway. You tried, at least and it’s very important. You know? Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new, so you won’t regret anything», he keeps looking at you with his gentle and sweet expression, «Then, you will have so many possibilities. But I am still sure everything will be fine. Whatever happens, I will be by your side, forever.»
Pappy is so delicious and he will be always proud of you no matter if you win or if you lose, he will stand by you in every occasion because he knows how great you are and he will never be tired to remember it every time you forget.

👍 The Edge Lord ~

He is not so good with motivational speeches and he acts so harsh and cold with people in general. In this particular occasion, he will try to be less thug even if you have to read between the lines but he does not mean to hurt you or something. For Papyrus, it’s difficult to show his true emotions without seeming a kind of embarrassing idiot.
Papyrus truly tries but don’t laugh at his face or he will never do it again, «Uhm… Human, what do you want? Why are you looking at me in that way, like you expect something», he is studying your expression and he’s confused. Actually, he is the one who pushed you to find a job because it’s very important and you have to learn how to be independent. Don’t become like that lazybones of his brother, please. One Sans is enough!
Then, you explain to him that you are nervous because you have an important job interview and you have afraid to fail. Papyrus shakes his head, explaining that you are not as great as he is and you need so much effort if you want to success this quest but you are not stupid so if you truly care about it you can pass the test. Yes, he has a weird way to compliment to persons; he uses negative sentences that are veiled compliments.
His voice is austere and strong as always and maybe it can scare you instead of give you hope and positivity, «As I said, you are not as great as me –nobody is- but you are less idiot and useless than other humans I saw –or any creature in general-, so your behaviour is nonsense. Rather than complain and moaning about your possible failures, you should prepare yourself for the imminent battle!» for him everything is like a fight and you have to prepare a strategy if you want to win. Papyrus explains you all the tricks about it, giving you practical advices about the behaviour you should have in front of the person who checks you and what you have to show of yourself and what you have to say. He is giving you a real lesson about job interview, he is just like a manual!

👍 Stretch ~

Maybe you have contacted the wrong skeleton, Papyrus has no idea how to be useful this moment (or in general in all his existence).  His brother is the sweet and gentle skeleton, not him. Sans will support you in the best way. Why are you asking to this lazy ass something like it? You keep looking at him with those puppy eyes he cannot deny. He will try but don’t complain if you will feel more demotivated than before after you listened to his speeches.
You know he’s a jerk and he has his own way to communicate things, «Whatever you do always give 100 %. Unless you are donating blood». Yes, he will use his funny jokes because in the most difficult situations a laugh can help you more than thousand advices. We can say, it’s his speciality, «Even if things won’t go for the best, chill out. You tried and they are the assholes who don’t understand a thing. They are the ones who have lost a good worker. You are so young, and you are not a lazybones like me. Yeah, you can rule the world if you want. Take it easy, but if you get mad, just think of a t-rex trying to masturbate. That’s the true sadness, ah». Ah, he had to ruin all his serious discourse like this, but it was too serious and he cannot handle heavy situations, so he has to say some bullshit sometimes (actually, most of the time).
Papyrus hopes you are feeling better but you have nothing to worry, he knows you are determinate enough to win every job interview of the world, just believe in yourself. Yes, Papyrus does not believe in himself but he believes in you.

👍 Rus ~

Papyrus is very good with words and his vocabulary is very extend and big but it does not occur quite frequently that he has to do a pep talk to somebody else since his brother usually pumps himself alone and Sans wants to hear only compliments from Papyrus.
Being a deep and intellectual skeleton, he will use some quotes to impress you, giving you some good advice or some simple words of encouragement but he thinks you don’t need that since you are still super and smart so you should go there, showing your value that is so obvious. You rock, babe!
After he contemplates your figure, with his placid and low voice, he speaks, «Oh, star… Are you afraid you are going to fail? Na, bullshit, you are capable enough to handle it…», he smokes his cigarette staring into the space, «Ah, it’s not enough, I guess… Then, it’s only a job, you’ll find another anyway. No job is forever. I’m still searching for the perfect one for me…», maybe he is not searching for anything but it’s not a real problem for him. Papyrus is a man with not so much needs. The most important things in life are few; a roof that covers your head, a place when you can sleep and someone that welcomes you at home. Somebody you can call home. That’s truly important. He found all these things in you so he’s happy.
«You know, we all learn by our mistakes so don’t be too worried, it’s not the end. Until we’re still here, it’s not. It’s just a job…You’ll be fine.», he’s such an existential person and it’s difficult to him saying something positive since he is a pessimist for nature.
Anyway, be believes in your capacity, you can do it even without his help.

BONUS ;

👍 Mafia! Papyrus ~

Lucky Strike is a gangster so it’s difficult to him to do such a thing but he is glad you care about his opinion and support since you are part of his family so he will do everything in his power to help you.
His job is so difficult so he is happy you have not chosen the path of crime since it’s so dangerous and unfair. If he could came back at his past, he would change it and his dreams were different. He will suggest you to follow your dreams no matter what other people say. Sometimes he is so childish and he likes losing himself in weird thoughts when life was so easy and carefree.
«Ah, doll face you know, you don’t have to worry. The real problems in life are others even if job is an important part of life…», he smiles softly, then he caresses your cheek with delicacy. «You should do what you love. At first, everything seems so difficult and it’s easy to mess up with people, and you are talking with the one who saw himself in so many troubles», he laughs thinking about his devious past, when he was a newbie gangster and he was afraid of everything.
«You will learn from experiences and you will increment yourself. What did that man say? “If you can dream it, you can do it. Always remember that this whole thing was started with a dream and a mouse”. You have a dream so you need only a mouse. The right inspiration, you know. I am not sure if you will find that inspiration there, but who knows?», he feels so stupid and old telling this stuff but it’s funny.
«Anyway, sweetie, don’t talk with my brother about this conversation, he is still thinking you want to join the gang and he wants to give you a K -47 and maybe it’s not your real dream… Ouch-! I hate to disappoint Sans… Think about it, if you’ll find that job shitty you still know the way home», 

good to know, don’t you think?  

Awww thanks chuuu ;u;